Earlier this month, we reported that Sex and the City 3 had been canceled (yep, feel free to cry your eyes out). The news was confirmed by the legend herself, Sarah Jessica Parker, but we were all holding out a sliver of hope that she and the girls would somehow change their minds, put on their best dress and the highest Louboutins and just get on with the show (and by show, we mean the eagerly anticipated Sex and the City 3 movie). However, said Louboutins have now stomped out any sign of light in our lives – because it is really over.
We’ll give you a minute.
The news of Sex and the City 3’s cancellation has been seconded by Kim Cattrall… and Samantha doesn’t mess around, so you know it’s true. In a recent interview with Piers Morgan (*hiss*), Kim finally responded to the rumors that the movie had been canceled because of her outrageous diva demands.
I never asked for any money. I never asked for any projects, to be thought of as some kind of diva is absolutely ridiculous… Me playing [Samantha], that I can assure you will never happen. This isn’t about money, this is not about more scenes, it’s not about any of those things. This is about a clear decision, an empowered decision in my life to end one chapter and start another. I’m 61. It’s now.
As much as the decision saddens us, we totally get it. You do you, Kim.
However, the truths didn’t end there. As she delved even deeper into her past, Kim Cattrall opened up about her relationship with the other members of the Sex and the City crew. Of course, everyone knows that Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda are the best of friends – and many friendship groups nowadays model themselves on the girls (which one are you? I’m totally a Carrie).
Well, we’ve got some news for you ladies. Our whole life has been a LIE! Here’s what she said about Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis.
We’ve never been friends. We’ve been colleagues and in some ways it’s a very healthy place to be because then you have a clear line between your professional life and relationship and you personal.
Our hearts. They hurt. Excuse us while we go and demolish sixteen tubs of Ben & Jerry’s and defoul all of the SATC posters in our room…