In today’s day and age, we’re overrun with new and improved technology. In fact, the guys and gals wearing glasses, drinking coffee (and lots of it), knocking on doors with the repetitive ‘Penny’ (oops, wrong show) and typing on computers in the ol’ science labs are thinking of cool and quirky new ways to make our lives even easier. Nowadays, you can control your house with the push of a button from 20 miles away, you can search everything and anything within seconds on the internet, and you can basically carry around the universe in your pocket – and that is pretty darn cool.
However, we have to admit that all this technology is kinda creeping us out. Yep, computers are slowly but surely taking over our lives and our jobs (although they’ll never overpower us here at RetroEnt, mwah ha ha!), they’re becoming integrated into society, and robots are even roaming the streets, driving our cars and washing our…err…behinds. For those who have been born during this technology boom, it’s fair to say that they’ve never known anything other than impressive cell phones, tablets, laptops, internet and more. In fact, they’re probably getting themselves ready for the future of technology. Will there be flying cars? Teleports? Holograms? Human-Robot hybrids? Well, we kinda don’t want to see what happens, because us ol’ timers are used to living in the past.
Yuh-huh, us retro gods (if we do say so ourselves) love to live a world full of nostalgia, rather than improving technology. We’re used to our old lives where we couldn’t watch our favorite movies at the touch of a button, we had to work hard to research our homework, and we had to take our photos to the store to get them processed. Sure, it was more difficult, but it made us feel good about life. 2017? Not so much…
If you’re like us, we bet your kids will never know what these common household things are…
‘Mooooom can we watch the The Lion King on Netflix?’ ‘Mom, what about the movie we downloaded?’ This is what we get nowadays. But long before the days of Netflix, Blu-Rays, DVDs and movie downloads, we used VHS tapes to watch our favorite movies. They were kinda clunky, and you had to rewind them every time you watched them before you could watch it again. God forbid if the tape came out, the you had to stick a pencil or finger in and rewind it manually. Otherwise, goodbye, favorite movie…
Before you could listen to your music at the touch of a screen, through your iPod or watch, the only portable means of listening to music was through this bad boy – the Discman. Sure, they didn’t fit in any of your pockets and sometimes got stuck on the same song, but they were great.
What is that funny symbol that’s on the save button on computers? What did you do before you could even save work directly onto your computer? Well, kids… we had to store all of our work onto floppy disks. No, this isn’t a CD that’s melted in the sun. Instead, they were little plastic disks that were used as folders, and you had to store every document and every file onto it. But we had to be careful not to touch the tape that was exposed if you slid the metal part across…
Yes, there really was a time where we didn’t have Sat-Navs or GPS Navigation built into our cars. Back in the day, our car journeys took twice as long, as we had to pull over to the side of the road to look at a gigantic paper map of all the roads we needed to take to get to our destination. And we got lost many times. Many, many times.
These Colored Bars
In this day and age, the only TV troubles our kids have is if they watch Netflix too long, and Netflix asks if they’re still watching. But back in our day and age, sometimes we might turn the TV on to these colored bars – the test pattern that came up when a program wasn’t being broadcast on that channel.